That awkward moment when you don't know if a car is going to let you cross:
I’m usually like
August 2011
Damn, my parents raised one hilarious mother fucker.
true statement
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
I GIVE UP
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that's never been seen before.
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
that is the most adorable thing ever.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
But poor Koalas. :(
When you see a funny post on Tumblr.
You sit there and laugh to yourself like
While other people in the room look at you like
That awkward moment when you're in class and the teacher is explaining or reading something from your textbook and you're like:
Dear Mom,
How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say “What?!” multiple times when you scream my name?
Sincerely, Your Confused Child
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say "Tomorrow I'm going to..." and they say "Don't you mean today?"
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
when you hear the word "sex"
when your parents say it
when your friends say it
when the teacher say it
when someone HOT says it
The awkward moment when you find an old conversation of someone you cared about but don't talk to anymore.
That awkward moment when you decide to look at someone and he/she is already looking at you
That awkward moment when...
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…
Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.
A week before school:
“Maybe people aren’t that bad.. Maybe they’ve changed over the summer or maybe I was just overreacting..”
First day of school:
“I was wrong, I still hate all of you bitches.”
The feeling you get when you receive the best birthday present ever.
